My News 12.14.2023
âGood Afternoon Classâ
âGood Afternoon Ms. Moreauâ
âNow that the Holiday Break is about upon Usâ
Deleted
âThis will be a 2 Hour Class, to make up for time that will be lostâ
Class collectively Groans
âI would like to get going today on a new topicâ
In My Head
âThe Fucking Holiday Break canât come Fast enoughâ
âSo let Me beginâ
âI am going to talk aboutâ
âArtificial Intelligenceâ
âI will have to stress certain things in My lesson, sinceâ
âI canât think of one intelligent being in this class, except Daisyâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Rodâ
âWhat do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?â
âWhat Rodâ
âArtificial Intelligenceâ
âTrueâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Dickâ
âI heard that they made a new Artificially Intelligent Oreoâ
âHuh?â
âItâs one smart Cookieâ
In My head
âI need some Ibuprofenâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Peterâ
âWhat is the Data science motto?â
" What?"
âIf at first, You donât succeed, call it version 1.0â
My Eyes roll back in My head
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Mr. Wangâ
âI have a joke about a data minerâ
âOKâ
âBut you probably wonât dig itâ
âObviously I wonâtâ
âAs usual My Turn for a fewâ
âA statisticianâs Wife had twinsâ
âHe was delightedâ
âHe rang the Minister who was also delightedâ
âBring them to church on Sunday and Weâll baptize themâ
âSaid the Ministerâ
âNoâ
âReplied the statisticianâ
âBaptize oneâ
âWeâll keep the other as the controlâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Mr. Ploughmanâ
âThat was as bad as Dickâs Jokeâ
Class Snickers
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âWell how about this one?â
âJesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on His computerâ
âThey had been going at it for daysâ
âAnd God was tired of hearing all of the bickeringâ
âFinally, God saidâ
"Cool itâ
âI am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job"
âSo, Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed awayâ
âThey mousedâ
âThey did spreadsheetsâ
âThey wrote reportsâ
âThey sent faxesâ
âThey sent e-mailâ
âThey sent out e-mail with attachmentsâ
âThey downloadedâ
âThey did some genealogy reportsâ
âThey made cardsâ
âThey did every known jobâ
âBut ten minutes before their time was upâ
âLightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went offâ
âSatan stared at His blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworldâ
âJesus just sighedâ
âThe electricity finally flickered back on and each of Them restarted their computersâ
âSatan started searching frantically, screaming
âIt's gone!â
âIt's all gone!â
âI lost everything when the power went out!"
âMeanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of His files from the past two hoursâ
âSatan observed this and became irateâ
"Wait!â
âHe cheated, how did He do it?"
âGod shrugged and saidâ
"Jesus saves"
Class breaks out in laughter
âSo, take that Mr. Ploughman!!â
In My head
âLittle Motherfuckerâ
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âSo, let us Carry Onâ
âArtificial Intelligenceâ
âArtificial intelligence, AI, is the intelligence of machines or softwareâ
âAs opposed to the intelligence of Humans or An*m*lsâ
âIt is a field of study in computer science which develops and studies intelligent machinesâ
âSuch machines may be called AIsâ
"Now, What are the Goals"
"The general problem of simulating, or creating, intelligence, has been broken down into sub-problems"
"These consist of particular traits or capabilities that researchers expect an intelligent system to display"
"The traits described have received the most attention and cover the scope of AI research"
"They are"
"Reasoning, problem-solving"
"Knowledge representation"
"Planning and decision making"
"Learning"
"Natural language processing"
"Perception"
"Social intelligence"
"And General intelligence"
âBut First we need a little backgroundâ
âArtificial Intelligenceâs Historyâ
âThe term artificial intelligence was coined in 1956â
âBut, the idea of a machine that thinks, dates back to ancient Greeceâ
âBut AI has become more popular today thanks to increased data volumes, advanced algorithms, and improvements in computing power and storageâ
âEarly AI research in the 1950s explored topics like problem solving and symbolic methodsâ
âIn 1950, Alan Turing published Computing Machinery and Intelligenceâ
âIn the paper, Turing, famous for breaking the Nazi's ENIGMA code during WWIIâ
âProposes to answer the question, can machines think?â
âAnd introduces the Turing Test to determine if a computer can demonstrate the same intelligenceâ
âOr the results of the same intelligence, as a humanâ
âThe value of the Turing test has been debated ever sinceâ
âIn the 1960s, the US Department of Defense took interest in this type of work and began training computers to mimic basic human reasoningâ
âFor example, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, DARPAâ
âCompleted street mapping projects in the 1970sâ
âAnd DARPA produced intelligent personal assistants in 2003, long before Siri, Alexa or Cortana were household namesâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Spurtâ
âIsnât Military Intelligence an Oxymoron?â
âYep, a Moron like Youâ
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âSo, this early work paved the way for the automation and formal reasoning that we see in computers todayâ
âIncluding decision support systems and smart search systems that can be designed to complement and augment human abilitiesâ
âWhile Hollywood movies and science fiction novels depict AI as humanlike robots that take over the worldâ
âThe current evolution of AI technologies isnât that scary, or quite that smartâ
âInstead, AI has evolved to provide many specific benefits in every industryâ
âWhat types of artificial intelligence are thereâ
One is Weak AI, also called Narrow AI or Artificial Narrow Intelligence, ANI, is AI trained and focused to perform specific tasksâ
âWeak AI drives most of the AI that surrounds us todayâ
âNarrow might be a more accurate descriptor for this type of AI as it is anything but weakâ
âIt enables some very robust applications, such as Apple's Siri, Amazon's Alexa, IBMâs Watson, and Autonomous vehiclesâ
âStrong AI is made up of Artificial General Intelligence, AGIâ
âAnd Artificial Super Intelligence, ASIâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Peterâ
âUnlike Dickâ
Class keels over in laughter
âSpot on Peterâ
âNow, Artificial general intelligence, AGI, or general AIâ
âIs a theoretical form of AI, where a machine would have an intelligence equaled to humansâ
âIt would have a self-aware consciousness that has the ability to solve problems, learn, and plan for the futureâ
âArtificial Super Intelligence, also known as superintelligenceâ
âWould surpass the intelligence and ability of the human brainâ
âWhile strong AI is still entirely theoretical with no practical examples in use todayâ
âThat doesn't mean AI researchers aren't also exploring its developmentâ
In the meantime, the best examples of ASI might be from science fictionâ
âSuch as HAL, the superhuman, rogue computer assistant in, 2001 A Space Odysseyâ
"Now this I know"
âHAL was an inside joke from Stanley Kubrickâ
âH before I, A before B and L before Mâ
âIBMâ
âOkay, Now Deep learning vs. Machine learningâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Johnâ
âYou forgot somethingâ
âWhatâs that?â
âBoring learningâ
âJohn, !@#$ off !!â
âAnd You must not find it boring, since You are still awake and the rest of the Class is asleepâ
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âTo Continueâ
âSince deep learning and machine learning tend to be used interchangeablyâ
âItâs worth noting the nuances between the twoâ
âAs I mentioned previouslyâ
âBoth Deep learning and machine learning are sub-fields of artificial intelligenceâ
âAnd Deep learning is actually a sub-field of machine learningâ
âDeep learning is actually comprised of neural networksâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Mr. Wangâ
âI told a Girl My Dick was like a computerâ
âAnd?â
âShe asked if that was because it had loads of RAM and a big hard driveâ
âAnd Her response was what?â
âThe surprise She got was when she found out it was Microsoft and full of Virusesâ
âAnd that was a Surprise?â
Class laughs again
âNow, Deep, in deep learning refers to a neural network comprised of more than three layersâ
âWhich would be inclusive of the inputs and the outputâ
âCan be considered a deep learning algorithmâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Rodâ
âCan Fucking be an example of Input Output and Deep Learningâ
âYou will never, ever, find out, at allâ
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In My Head
âJesus Motherfucking Christ Almightyâ
âSo, the way in which deep learning and machine learning differ, is in how each algorithm learnsâ
âDeep learning automates much of the feature extraction piece of the processâ
âEliminating some of the manual human intervention required and enabling the use of larger data setsâ
âYou can think of deep learning as, scalable machine learning"
âClassical, or non-deep, machine learning is more dependent on human intervention to learnâ
Human experts determine the hierarchy of features to understand the differences between data inputs, usually requiring more structured data to learnâ
"Deep machine learning can leverage labeled datasets, also known as supervised learningâ
âTo inform its algorithm, but it doesnât necessarily require a labeled datasetâ
âIt can ingest unstructured data in its raw form, for example, text, images, etc.â
âAnd it can automatically determine the hierarchy of features which distinguish different categories of data from one anotherâ
âUnlike machine learning, it doesn't require human intervention to process dataâ
âAllowing Us to scale machine learning in more interesting waysâ
âNow to finish upâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Mr. Schlong
âShoutout to Jesus that this is almost overâ
âMr. Schlong, go !@#$ Yourselfâ
âFinishing up, the rise of generative modelsâ
âGenerative AI refers to deep-learning models that can take raw dataâ
âLetâs say, all of Wikipedia or the collected works of Rembrandtâ
âAnd learn to generate statistically probable outputs when promptedâ
âAt a high level, generative models encode a simplified representation of their training data and draw from it to create a new work thatâs similarâ
âBut not identical to the original dataâ
âGenerative models have been used for years in statistics to analyze numerical dataâ
âThe rise of deep learning, however, made it possible to extend them to images, speech, and other complex data typesâ
âAmong the first class of models to achieve this cross-over feat were variational autoencoders, or VAEsâ
âIntroduced in 2013, VAEs were the first deep-learning models to be widely used for generating realistic images and speechâ
âVAEs opened the floodgates to deep generative modeling by making models easier to scaleâ
âEarly examples of models, like GPT-3, BERT, or DALL-E 2, have shown whatâs possibleâ
âSo, In conclusionâ
âI expect that there will be substantial progress in AI in the next few decadesâ
âPotentially even to the point where machines come to outperform humans in many, if not all, tasksâ
âThis could have enormous benefits, helping to solve currently intractable global problems, but could also pose severe risksâ
âThese risks could arise accidentallyâ
âFor example, if we donât find technical solutions to concerns about the safety of AI systemsâ
âOr deliberately, for example, if AI systems worsen geopolitical conflictâ
âI think more work needs to be done to reduce these risksâ
âAny questionsâ
âYes Peterâ
âGlad this is Fucking overâ
âMe Tooâ
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âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Dickâ
âWhat's the difference between an American and a computer?â
âWhatâ
âA computer has troubleshootingâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Willyâ
âHow did the Computer Hacker escape the police?â
âHow did He?â
âHe just ransomewareâ
OK, One More from Me before the bell ringsâ
âBill complained to his friend that his elbow h*rt, so His friend suggested that He go to a computer at the d**g store that can diagnose anythingâ
âHe saidâ
''Just insert a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about itâ
âIt only costs $10"
âBill figured he had nothing to lose, so He filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the d**g storeâ
âFinding the computer, He inserted the sample and deposited the $10â
âAfter a pause, the computer popped out a slip of paperâ
âIt saidâ
"You have tennis elbowâ
âSoak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy lifting and It will be better in two weeks"
âLater that evening, Bill began to wonder if this machine could be fooledâ
He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from His dog and hair samples from his wife and daughterâ
âTo top it off, he masturbated into the concoctionâ
âHe went back to the d**g store, inserted the sample and waited in anticipationâ
âThe computer, after a pause, printed out the following messageâ
"Your tap water is too hard, get a water softener"
âYour d*g has worms, get him vitaminsâ
âYour Daughter is using cocaine, put her in a rehabilitation clinicâ
âYour Wife is pregnant with twin girlsâ
âThey aren't yours, get a lawyerâ
âAnd if You don't stop jerking off, Your tennis elbow will never get betterâ
Class erupts in Whooping laughter
BRNNG BRNNG
âSaved by the Bellâ
âAhh, Detention soonâ
âClass dismissedâ
âSayonaraâ
âI wonder if, My arm is h*rt, because I do too much, Playing with the Gherkin for My Friends?â
"Now where is that d**g Store?"
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âGood Afternoon Ms. Moreauâ
âNow that the Holiday Break is about upon Usâ
Deleted
âThis will be a 2 Hour Class, to make up for time that will be lostâ
Class collectively Groans
âI would like to get going today on a new topicâ
In My Head
âThe Fucking Holiday Break canât come Fast enoughâ
âSo let Me beginâ
âI am going to talk aboutâ
âArtificial Intelligenceâ
âI will have to stress certain things in My lesson, sinceâ
âI canât think of one intelligent being in this class, except Daisyâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Rodâ
âWhat do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?â
âWhat Rodâ
âArtificial Intelligenceâ
âTrueâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Dickâ
âI heard that they made a new Artificially Intelligent Oreoâ
âHuh?â
âItâs one smart Cookieâ
In My head
âI need some Ibuprofenâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Peterâ
âWhat is the Data science motto?â
" What?"
âIf at first, You donât succeed, call it version 1.0â
My Eyes roll back in My head
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Mr. Wangâ
âI have a joke about a data minerâ
âOKâ
âBut you probably wonât dig itâ
âObviously I wonâtâ
âAs usual My Turn for a fewâ
âA statisticianâs Wife had twinsâ
âHe was delightedâ
âHe rang the Minister who was also delightedâ
âBring them to church on Sunday and Weâll baptize themâ
âSaid the Ministerâ
âNoâ
âReplied the statisticianâ
âBaptize oneâ
âWeâll keep the other as the controlâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Mr. Ploughmanâ
âThat was as bad as Dickâs Jokeâ
Class Snickers
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âWell how about this one?â
âJesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on His computerâ
âThey had been going at it for daysâ
âAnd God was tired of hearing all of the bickeringâ
âFinally, God saidâ
"Cool itâ
âI am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job"
âSo, Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed awayâ
âThey mousedâ
âThey did spreadsheetsâ
âThey wrote reportsâ
âThey sent faxesâ
âThey sent e-mailâ
âThey sent out e-mail with attachmentsâ
âThey downloadedâ
âThey did some genealogy reportsâ
âThey made cardsâ
âThey did every known jobâ
âBut ten minutes before their time was upâ
âLightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went offâ
âSatan stared at His blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworldâ
âJesus just sighedâ
âThe electricity finally flickered back on and each of Them restarted their computersâ
âSatan started searching frantically, screaming
âIt's gone!â
âIt's all gone!â
âI lost everything when the power went out!"
âMeanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of His files from the past two hoursâ
âSatan observed this and became irateâ
"Wait!â
âHe cheated, how did He do it?"
âGod shrugged and saidâ
"Jesus saves"
Class breaks out in laughter
âSo, take that Mr. Ploughman!!â
In My head
âLittle Motherfuckerâ
![My News 12.14.2023 3](https://ic-ph-nss.xhcdn.com/a/Y2M0NzNiN2ZlNDM1YmU2ZTEyNWIyNGI4ZDQ5ODIyMDM/jpeg/000/507/652/617_1000.jpg)
âSo, let us Carry Onâ
âArtificial Intelligenceâ
âArtificial intelligence, AI, is the intelligence of machines or softwareâ
âAs opposed to the intelligence of Humans or An*m*lsâ
âIt is a field of study in computer science which develops and studies intelligent machinesâ
âSuch machines may be called AIsâ
"Now, What are the Goals"
"The general problem of simulating, or creating, intelligence, has been broken down into sub-problems"
"These consist of particular traits or capabilities that researchers expect an intelligent system to display"
"The traits described have received the most attention and cover the scope of AI research"
"They are"
"Reasoning, problem-solving"
"Knowledge representation"
"Planning and decision making"
"Learning"
"Natural language processing"
"Perception"
"Social intelligence"
"And General intelligence"
âBut First we need a little backgroundâ
âArtificial Intelligenceâs Historyâ
âThe term artificial intelligence was coined in 1956â
âBut, the idea of a machine that thinks, dates back to ancient Greeceâ
âBut AI has become more popular today thanks to increased data volumes, advanced algorithms, and improvements in computing power and storageâ
âEarly AI research in the 1950s explored topics like problem solving and symbolic methodsâ
âIn 1950, Alan Turing published Computing Machinery and Intelligenceâ
âIn the paper, Turing, famous for breaking the Nazi's ENIGMA code during WWIIâ
âProposes to answer the question, can machines think?â
âAnd introduces the Turing Test to determine if a computer can demonstrate the same intelligenceâ
âOr the results of the same intelligence, as a humanâ
âThe value of the Turing test has been debated ever sinceâ
âIn the 1960s, the US Department of Defense took interest in this type of work and began training computers to mimic basic human reasoningâ
âFor example, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, DARPAâ
âCompleted street mapping projects in the 1970sâ
âAnd DARPA produced intelligent personal assistants in 2003, long before Siri, Alexa or Cortana were household namesâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Spurtâ
âIsnât Military Intelligence an Oxymoron?â
âYep, a Moron like Youâ
![My News 12.14.2023 4](https://ic-ph-nss.xhcdn.com/a/NzgzOGJiZWQ5YmNkMTBlODVhNmZhN2IzZjE5MGE4MDE/jpeg/000/506/838/542_1000.jpg)
âSo, this early work paved the way for the automation and formal reasoning that we see in computers todayâ
âIncluding decision support systems and smart search systems that can be designed to complement and augment human abilitiesâ
âWhile Hollywood movies and science fiction novels depict AI as humanlike robots that take over the worldâ
âThe current evolution of AI technologies isnât that scary, or quite that smartâ
âInstead, AI has evolved to provide many specific benefits in every industryâ
âWhat types of artificial intelligence are thereâ
One is Weak AI, also called Narrow AI or Artificial Narrow Intelligence, ANI, is AI trained and focused to perform specific tasksâ
âWeak AI drives most of the AI that surrounds us todayâ
âNarrow might be a more accurate descriptor for this type of AI as it is anything but weakâ
âIt enables some very robust applications, such as Apple's Siri, Amazon's Alexa, IBMâs Watson, and Autonomous vehiclesâ
âStrong AI is made up of Artificial General Intelligence, AGIâ
âAnd Artificial Super Intelligence, ASIâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Peterâ
âUnlike Dickâ
Class keels over in laughter
âSpot on Peterâ
âNow, Artificial general intelligence, AGI, or general AIâ
âIs a theoretical form of AI, where a machine would have an intelligence equaled to humansâ
âIt would have a self-aware consciousness that has the ability to solve problems, learn, and plan for the futureâ
âArtificial Super Intelligence, also known as superintelligenceâ
âWould surpass the intelligence and ability of the human brainâ
âWhile strong AI is still entirely theoretical with no practical examples in use todayâ
âThat doesn't mean AI researchers aren't also exploring its developmentâ
In the meantime, the best examples of ASI might be from science fictionâ
âSuch as HAL, the superhuman, rogue computer assistant in, 2001 A Space Odysseyâ
"Now this I know"
âHAL was an inside joke from Stanley Kubrickâ
âH before I, A before B and L before Mâ
âIBMâ
âOkay, Now Deep learning vs. Machine learningâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Johnâ
âYou forgot somethingâ
âWhatâs that?â
âBoring learningâ
âJohn, !@#$ off !!â
âAnd You must not find it boring, since You are still awake and the rest of the Class is asleepâ
![My News 12.14.2023 5](https://ic-ph-nss.xhcdn.com/a/ZTJlNzQ5OTI1OGMzZTA3MTI3MTY3M2YzMzExM2U0YTM/jpeg/000/513/808/005_1000.jpg)
âTo Continueâ
âSince deep learning and machine learning tend to be used interchangeablyâ
âItâs worth noting the nuances between the twoâ
âAs I mentioned previouslyâ
âBoth Deep learning and machine learning are sub-fields of artificial intelligenceâ
âAnd Deep learning is actually a sub-field of machine learningâ
âDeep learning is actually comprised of neural networksâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Mr. Wangâ
âI told a Girl My Dick was like a computerâ
âAnd?â
âShe asked if that was because it had loads of RAM and a big hard driveâ
âAnd Her response was what?â
âThe surprise She got was when she found out it was Microsoft and full of Virusesâ
âAnd that was a Surprise?â
Class laughs again
âNow, Deep, in deep learning refers to a neural network comprised of more than three layersâ
âWhich would be inclusive of the inputs and the outputâ
âCan be considered a deep learning algorithmâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Rodâ
âCan Fucking be an example of Input Output and Deep Learningâ
âYou will never, ever, find out, at allâ
![My News 12.14.2023 6](https://ic-ph-nss.xhcdn.com/a/NmViMWJiZjg1ZmU5Mzc1Y2NiMGM2YTBlYzNkMDJiMWQ/jpeg/000/514/122/121_1000.jpg)
In My Head
âJesus Motherfucking Christ Almightyâ
âSo, the way in which deep learning and machine learning differ, is in how each algorithm learnsâ
âDeep learning automates much of the feature extraction piece of the processâ
âEliminating some of the manual human intervention required and enabling the use of larger data setsâ
âYou can think of deep learning as, scalable machine learning"
âClassical, or non-deep, machine learning is more dependent on human intervention to learnâ
Human experts determine the hierarchy of features to understand the differences between data inputs, usually requiring more structured data to learnâ
"Deep machine learning can leverage labeled datasets, also known as supervised learningâ
âTo inform its algorithm, but it doesnât necessarily require a labeled datasetâ
âIt can ingest unstructured data in its raw form, for example, text, images, etc.â
âAnd it can automatically determine the hierarchy of features which distinguish different categories of data from one anotherâ
âUnlike machine learning, it doesn't require human intervention to process dataâ
âAllowing Us to scale machine learning in more interesting waysâ
âNow to finish upâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Mr. Schlong
âShoutout to Jesus that this is almost overâ
âMr. Schlong, go !@#$ Yourselfâ
âFinishing up, the rise of generative modelsâ
âGenerative AI refers to deep-learning models that can take raw dataâ
âLetâs say, all of Wikipedia or the collected works of Rembrandtâ
âAnd learn to generate statistically probable outputs when promptedâ
âAt a high level, generative models encode a simplified representation of their training data and draw from it to create a new work thatâs similarâ
âBut not identical to the original dataâ
âGenerative models have been used for years in statistics to analyze numerical dataâ
âThe rise of deep learning, however, made it possible to extend them to images, speech, and other complex data typesâ
âAmong the first class of models to achieve this cross-over feat were variational autoencoders, or VAEsâ
âIntroduced in 2013, VAEs were the first deep-learning models to be widely used for generating realistic images and speechâ
âVAEs opened the floodgates to deep generative modeling by making models easier to scaleâ
âEarly examples of models, like GPT-3, BERT, or DALL-E 2, have shown whatâs possibleâ
âSo, In conclusionâ
âI expect that there will be substantial progress in AI in the next few decadesâ
âPotentially even to the point where machines come to outperform humans in many, if not all, tasksâ
âThis could have enormous benefits, helping to solve currently intractable global problems, but could also pose severe risksâ
âThese risks could arise accidentallyâ
âFor example, if we donât find technical solutions to concerns about the safety of AI systemsâ
âOr deliberately, for example, if AI systems worsen geopolitical conflictâ
âI think more work needs to be done to reduce these risksâ
âAny questionsâ
âYes Peterâ
âGlad this is Fucking overâ
âMe Tooâ
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âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Dickâ
âWhat's the difference between an American and a computer?â
âWhatâ
âA computer has troubleshootingâ
âMs. Moreauâ
âYes Willyâ
âHow did the Computer Hacker escape the police?â
âHow did He?â
âHe just ransomewareâ
OK, One More from Me before the bell ringsâ
âBill complained to his friend that his elbow h*rt, so His friend suggested that He go to a computer at the d**g store that can diagnose anythingâ
âHe saidâ
''Just insert a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about itâ
âIt only costs $10"
âBill figured he had nothing to lose, so He filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the d**g storeâ
âFinding the computer, He inserted the sample and deposited the $10â
âAfter a pause, the computer popped out a slip of paperâ
âIt saidâ
"You have tennis elbowâ
âSoak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy lifting and It will be better in two weeks"
âLater that evening, Bill began to wonder if this machine could be fooledâ
He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from His dog and hair samples from his wife and daughterâ
âTo top it off, he masturbated into the concoctionâ
âHe went back to the d**g store, inserted the sample and waited in anticipationâ
âThe computer, after a pause, printed out the following messageâ
"Your tap water is too hard, get a water softener"
âYour d*g has worms, get him vitaminsâ
âYour Daughter is using cocaine, put her in a rehabilitation clinicâ
âYour Wife is pregnant with twin girlsâ
âThey aren't yours, get a lawyerâ
âAnd if You don't stop jerking off, Your tennis elbow will never get betterâ
Class erupts in Whooping laughter
BRNNG BRNNG
âSaved by the Bellâ
âAhh, Detention soonâ
âClass dismissedâ
âSayonaraâ
âI wonder if, My arm is h*rt, because I do too much, Playing with the Gherkin for My Friends?â
"Now where is that d**g Store?"
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