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This is not a drill. I repeat: this is not a drill. Ok, my brovaries are totally exploding over a new creator named Buckskitten69. She and her partner's work is so hot I'm straight-up losing my shit. I'm fangirling so hard over her playfully charmingly scorchingly hot content it's become shameless simping. She's got my titties in a twist almost as bad as Tranny Danni. Apparently I like 'em young. I'm as surprised as you... typically I'm into ages at or beyond my own. But OMG come to Mama! Your friend and humboldt narrator, DaPaDu… Read more

Lovelies, I've got a part time evening gig driving deliveries for goPuff, and last night while dropping an order off to a house in the UD student neighborhood I overheard one girl teasing the other about doing the "walk of shame." I've always taken issue with that phrase. There's absolutely nothing wrong with finding a consenting temporary partner to get jiggy with when the urge to merge strikes, and we need to CUT IT OUT with the faux-puritanical slut shaming. So... I present for your consideration the following non-derogatory replacements for walk of shame: The stride of pride The slut str… Read more

Just heard Karen O & Danger Mouse's song "Turn The Light", and literally got a hard-on. I've never been so seduced by a piece of music in my life...… Read more

Renegades of Spunk, The Missus and I decided for the first time since COVID-19 hit to go back out to our favorite watering hole. MJ's. What a fucking cool place... even with masks on the bartender immediately recognized us and was like "Hey guys, it's been forever!" I fucking love that bar. Such a chill atmosphere. My wife has a few phyiscal issues that make it impossible for her to sit at a high-top table, and the manager bent over backward to make sure we had a low table to sit at for the drag show. Especially since coming out as non-binary, I needed the socializing and community more than… Read more

Cats and Kittens, Filmed my first video last night! Turned the garage into a makeshift studio and figured I'd let you all in on the experience of mi esposa trimming my bikini area bare. The thought of the camera recording and you lovely kinksters watching had me so hard it almost hurt! I was pre-cumming like a leaky faucet, and any time you see her swipe a drop onto her finger and raise it off-camera, rest assured I was licking it off. I fucking love the taste and texture of my precum. Sometimes when I'm jacking off I'll spread it over my lips like gloss, sometimes over my nipple where it lea… Read more

Lovahhhhhhs, Welcome back to what has essentially become an exercise in do-it-yourself couples therapy. Because hot damn did our sex life go from 0-60 faster than a top fuel dragster. (hahaha! pun not intended but "dragster"... because drag... and I'm finally expressing my inner woman... yeah, I'll see myself out) Anyhoo, bought the sexiest deep red wig for me last night, and on impulse I picked up a super cheap and lightweight leather flogger. In my profile, a key word is "angel". I'm a sexual servant... portent of pornographic pleasure... ombudsman of orgasmic o-faces! I get off on getting… Read more